Does Fred Look Gay Today?
Stopping Mr Swede From Looking Too Grand Ol’ Dame

Good? Better? Best?

The people of the World [especially Sweden] thank you for stopping one of the greatest men from looking like Freddie Mercury circa 1984.

[Seriously, just look at Queen at Live Aid [Evidence 1 and 2] and you’ll see what I mean!]

Give yourselves a hand … but don’t think we can rest on our laurels yet. He may have a relapse – we have to keep a close eye on him for his families sake, if not his. Thank you.

10 Responses to “Good? Better? Best?”

  1. I feel a connection to you Fred as another victim of Campbell’s evil.

    You look much better today, still influenced by a Volvo estate, but this time from 1997. A massive improvement, congratulations to your wife.

  2. That connection has been long felt Billy. And if your judgment is anything to go by, I seem to have advanced 8 years in terms of style over night, which is something I have to be very pleased with (as well as my wife).

  3. Can we agree that he is slightly better dressed today?

  4. fuck how fred looks (still gay if you ask me) whats that orange thing by his hand? tell me its not the tango doll rob, tell me youre not still clinging onto your past.

  5. Andy, from a fashion sense standpoint, isn’t ‘looking gay’ actually just another way of saying ‘looking better’ than your straight benchmark (A few specimens that shall remain unnamed spring to mind)?

  6. you should have said looking gay makes you a mans man, but i guess thats why creatives still inhabit the planet :)

  7. Surely, you must have meant to say inhibit, not inhabit.

  8. whats got into you fred? been eating elk cock or something? eitherway, im fucking impressed so dont blow it buy wearing gay clothes again.

  9. Sad to say Fred but you actually give the term ‘gay’ a bad name.


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